From Above the Law:

A promising Harvard Law School standout told cops during a bizarre
drunken tirade that he would “lie and cheat” to ruin them if — as a
future attorney — he ever calls them to a witness stand, police said.

The 3L, an unpaid intern for prosecutors in Dorchester County District courts, also “badged” the cops:

“Give me a fucking* ride, I work for the district attorney’s office.”

Four more months, and he could be a real prosecutor. Awesome.

*Every account I’ve read says “(expletive)”. I don’t do “(expletive)”, so I’m guessing here.