From the website of Andy Nolen, who practices in the Harris County Criminal Justice Center:

RATED BY GOOGLE AND YAHOO AS ONE OF HOUSTON’S:

BEST CRIMINAL ATTORNEYS

BEST CRIMINAL DEFENSE LAWYERS

BEST CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEYS

BEST CRIMINAL LAW FIRMS

BEST CRIMINAL DEFENSE TRIAL LAWYERS

I suppose he would say that his name pops up in a search for “best criminal attorneys Houston” and so forth. Because, of course, Google and Yahoo don’t rate lawyers.

For this blatantly deceptive bit of advertising garbage, Andy has earned today’s Asshat of the Day Award (ADA).