Five things that make me want to cover my ears and shout "la-la-la-I'm-not-listening" over and over instead of blogging:

1. What Texas wants to teach my kids—and yours (New York Times).
2. Eric Holder hinting that the administration might support expanding the Quarles "public safety" exception to Miranda (WSJ).
3. Arizona's new immigration law (New York Times).
4. Great public support for Arizona's new immigration law (Miami criminal-defense lawyer Brian Tannebaum).
5. Harris County District Attorney Pat Lykos catching flak because grand juries are no-billing more cases (2.166% of cases filed in 2009, compared to 1.505% of cases filed in 2008) (KHOU-TV).