A Google Mobile search for

turns up my post on Texas’s non-sex sex-offender-registration offenses as the second result. This may make perfect sense to you, buy I am, quite frankly, baffled. I mean,

sure, but
?

On the topic of non-sex sex-offender-registration offenses, Texas has a stupid rule, but Wisconsin is the state that I know of that has been stupid enough to actually make someone register as a sex offender for committing an unambiguously non-sexual crime. Between this and Kenneth Kratz, Wisconsin seems intent on proving that a state doesn’t have to be south of the Mason-Dixon line to be a repressive inbred third-world backwater.